these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink
oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to members of her family. thanks for this great post officialunitedstates
no problem I’m glad you liked it
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident